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'Voice Message' by David R. Topper


Hey, somebody named Pissed, who left a voice message:


Like, first, your call’s very important to us and I want you to know that we’re very concerned because we take this matter very seriously. What you said was awesome and I agree that this really is a whole new paradigm shift that we actually find amazing, and you know I’d like to go so far as to call it iconic. Yeah, I’d say that, you know, at the end of the day. Right?

Second, OMG to your other point. First, that’s a great question. I liked the way you sort of made me ask this: so, you know, what’s your takeaway from all this? Third, I’m sure we could come up with some good talking points. Don’t you think? Like, you see, your question begs the question: should we have a conversation? Or just a chat? It’s up to you.

Look, I totally see where you’re coming from and I get your passion for this sea change. Hey, you know, I totally get it.

So, Pissed, thanks for like calling us. We’re always here for all our loyal customers. Any time. Really. Anytime.

Call again. Just don’t speak ‘till you hear the beep. Like I just did. Sounds good. Right?



All Rights. David R. Topper.


David R. Topper is a published writer living in Winnipeg, Canada, who derives pleasure & satisfaction from writing, as well as sharing his writings with family & friends – and others, if they want to read his work.




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